*LYRICS* Shut your f*cking face, uncle f*cker. You are a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle f*cker. You are an uncle f*cker, yes it is true. No one f*cks uncles quite like you.
Shut your f*cking face, uncle f*cker. You are the one who f*cked your uncle, uncle f*cker. You do not eat or sleep or mow the lawn, just f*ck your uncle all day long. - Farting & more laughter -
Traffic Cop: "What´s going on here?" - More farting - "Ew, what garbage!"
Well, what do you expect there Canadian uncle f*cker? Uncle f*cker. Uncle f*cker. Uncle f*cker.
Shut your f*cking face, uncle f*cker. (Uncle f*cker.) You are a boner-biting bastard uncle f*cker. You are an uncle f*cker, I must say. Well, you f*cked your uncle yesterday! Uncle f*cker, that is U-N-C-L-E f*ck you! Uncle f*cker ... Suck my balls