my mother says that electricity bills are rising. therefore im here to share with you a hundred and one minus eightyone reasons why.

1. i cannot go because i need to go and off the light at home.
2. i need to go and cap my brother's pens because they need money to buy one.
3. i need to go and wash clothes manually because electricity.
4. i need to open letterbox because if i open after 4.45 then got crocodile will come out and eat me.
5. i need to go and light up candles so we dont use electricity tonight.
6. i need to close window because its raining.
7. i need to change underwear because my mother say cannot wear for more than 8 hours.
8. i need to go and solve the plumbing problem because my maid cannot solve it herself
9. i need to go and off the fan, and its not that i dont want to come back, but then its because bus fares are expensive.
10. there are peak period surcharges at erp so i need to go earlier.
11. i need to go and clean backside for my brother because he just shitted
12. i need to go and wash clothes because got rain = free water = no need pay money
13. i need to go and wipe windows to earn money
14. i need to go and search the whole singapore's floor for money so that i can increase my allowance
15. i need to go home at 3. im allergic to the school after 3 onwards
16. i need to go home and make up
17. i need to go home to shai4 clothes because now got sun. then can da xi yi.
18. i need to go home to catch fly because my brother scared
19. i need to go home because this month seventh month then cannot go home after 4
20. LAST ONEEEEE!!!! i need to go and unplug my computer to prevent from overheating. cannot waste money repairing comp you know!

Definition of... Fuck:

v. tr.

1. To have sexual intercourse with.
2. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize.
3. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.

v. intr.

1. To engage in sexual intercourse.
2. To act wastefully or foolishly.
3. To interfere; meddle. Often used with with.

n.

1. An act of sexual intercourse.
2. A partner in sexual intercourse.
3. A despised person.
4. Used as an intensive: What the fuck did you do that for?

interj. Used to express extreme displeasure.

for educational purposes! and in case anyone doesn't know. ya. or thinks we don't know.

yoyo. mee the DJ is back in the house!

today we will be talking about ants! i am playing a game called Antbuster!

the ants try to steal your cake! they are super unreasonable and bitchy. i don't know why.

i guess in their ant palace, with their queen ants, they were super submissive and stupid and moronic. then right, when they come out to take on the responsibility of stealing the cake (they are a new army of ants, you see, the old colony of ants they err... fainted and died 'cause of the invention of cannons, ya), they are totally unreasonable and bitchy and expect all the cannons to like... give way to them and be irresponsible and stop shooting at enemies, which is the cannons' job!

the ants just want to be good and submissive to their stupid big fat blueberry queen ant. and get their own job done ASAP. without considering that the cannons have their own priorities and important things to do, as important as the ants stealing the cake.

because, the cake owner hired the cannons and it is their responsibility to protect the cake and do their job well! so, the ants, even though they have a job to steal the cake too, it is not as important. because they can like... steal other cakes or something.

and the cannons, if they give way, and let the ants steal the cake now, then the cake owner will be fucking mad. and dismiss them. and they will lose their freaking jobs. and they have their own families to feed and other responsibilities. what the fuck right. stupid ants.

and also, if you think the cannons can go find other jobs, it won't be easy, because no one will trust them anymore 'cause they fucking gave way to the fucking ants, 'cause the ants were so unreasonable and snobby. no one will trust the cannons, even though it is not the cannons' fault, and the cannons will shi1 ye4. and then what will they do! what will happen to their freaking families!

the cannons CANNOT afford to lose their main job. they HAVE to do their job well.

they cannot stop shooting at the ants and give way to them just because the ants want to steal the cake. the ants have other sources of food and this is just... something extra and not of utmost priority. therefore, the ants should just be more reasonable and FUCKING COMPROMISE TO THE FUCKING CANNONS, WHO HAVE THEIR OWN RESPONSIBILITIES AND JOBS!

i shall now call it a day. goodbye.

three hundred and FORTYONE posts :D

im depressed my guitar teacher told me that i have no rhythm sense. ): and we spent 15 minutes playing tianshi super slowly and tapping. gah. doesnt help that tianshi is difficult D: i am rhythm-less. hao shi bai.

we love fengtianwei~ :D i got abused by hxy for 1 hour today because i was suan-ing her beloved zhangyining and because i kept insisting on fengtianwei being better (and younger!). and we were both suan-ing wangnan and wangyuegu HAHAHA.

fengtianwei~ <33333

squadmates! nicole thanks all of you for your wonderful presents! :DDD

yo squaddies!
are we meeting mr han at 2.00pm today or 2.30 pm today?

-.-"

good luck for tmr's parade!
must prep u tonight!
(and deprive yourself of much-needed sleep.)
byebye!

ok the photos that esther wanted hahas=) i regret not taking the pics of the dif types of toilet bowls and the roof!! ahh... okokok.. nvm nvm.. +) ok the photos are a bit in a mess and i am lazy to arrange them so yeah =) hahas+) we are all simply amazed by esther's hse sia.. hahas=)


ok this is thong-kun and zi han who are in love with the dog =)
the dog!!!
the outside of esther's hse!! pretty right??? =) so modern!!!
we ate there and there is like a pond and garden!!

hahas, its been soooo long since i actually blogged in squadblog! so i shall just blog abt the time we went esther's house =)
so yeah after the connect singapore thingy we went to esther's house and nic said i slept very unglamly in the bus hahas!! lucky i never drool.. yeah.. then off we went to esther's house whereby we had to walk soo long inside hahas=) but i was worth it lah, cos her house is soooooooooo nice!! nic said she felt deprived!! me leh me leh?? hahas, but i like my house lah, small but nice =) esther's one is chao big one =) 3 storeys, 1st story include: a pond, a garden like place, kitchen with refrigerator that has lots of ben's and jerry whereby we emptied 2 tubs!!, a room whereby there is a projector!! goodness!! yeah.. then there were other stuff too +) had 2 dogs that the nearest i went was behind the glass panel... hahas.. so scary.. thong-kun loved the dog!! hahas+) ok 2nd level had esther's room and many other rooms =) 3rd storey was some place with no roof, cos it is the roof, can barbecue one hahas=) sooo big sia, i took some photos but i lazy upload leh.. hahas+)

so we ate and watch high sch musical and hairspray... hahas.. then did chinese dance and thong-kun could almost do a split!! until nic told her sth .. hahas+) lynn could too +) and xia yao =) hahas=) yeah.. then we were saying how bimbo thong-kun was and she should act like sharpay (isit spelt like that???)yeah.. like screaming and waving her hands and all.. we ate lots of food!! like 2 er.. tube?? of pringles and 2 packs of popcorn and a lot more i think hahas=) yeah..
amusing +) did not have majong session hahas=) but i don know how to play anyway.. then they started playing piano, nic look soo shu nv playing it.. though she normally is hahas+) okok.. i don play piano lah.. so i stared in awe!!! lynn could play very well +) hahas+) so that was basically wat we did lah.. hahas=)
xiexie esther hahas +) and her mom +) weeeeee
maybe i will upload the photos later =) weee+)

-should know by the hahas and +), hahas+)

830 am at Toa Payoh MRT station
erm yes. we can have a few options of macs burgerking market@lor5 koufu gourmetparadise(if its open)

squadmates do you all want to have sqd breakfast on the connect Sg day? anw its going to be quite inconvenient to go there. cos frm sch, only 151 and 154 goes there. and maybe its hard to see where to stop. but anw. do you all want sqd breakfast at toapayoh? its near, and we can walk there! :D

but well anw this will only happen if there is more than half the squad wants to go. even better full squad! :D cos or else not fun le. okok hm so yep if yall want here are the details..

venue: ToaPayoh Mrt Station. customerservice/controltower/ whatever you know it as. (not bradell)

time: 0830 h

yes. must let me know soon ok! :D tell memememememe! by tmr w0rhzzxzx

-ct.

count the number of heads. count the number of shoes.

hello squadmates!

checked RO already. approached the NP board with trepidation and read the notice thingys jubilantly.. NO DALT ON FRIDAY!!!

^^^^^^^^

nope i'm not HAPPY or anything that there's no dalt, i like dalt! i'm happy because...

YOU ALL CAN NOW COME TO MY HOUSE HAHAHAHAHAHA.

itinerary!!!!
MAHJONG PARTY
MAHJONG PARTY
MAHJONG PARTY
MAHJONG PARTY
icecream party! (icecream provided, but you can bring your own if you want!)
random food party!
lunch (maybe? must ask my mum) party!
exploring my (extremely cool) house
walking to the various parks around my estate (10 minutes walking distance can bring you to around 9!!)
exploring my estate
xbox on projector screen!
movie on projector screen!
internet (if it works)
frolicing with cute boy( dog)s on the grass
suntanning
bathing
playing with fish
counting how many different taps i have! (jiajia there's already a place reserved for you) (and aircon)
sleeping
MAHJONG PARTY

sounds so fun right!!!! and guess what the focus is! if you can't guess, i'll put it big here:
MAHJONG PARTY~~~~~~
yay.

come! it will be FUNSTUFF.
go home around six, seven? :D:D:D that's around 5 hours at my home, if you stay any longer you'd be bored and we don't want that happening! too many large doses of sheer awesomeness can make you jaded.

what say you!

anyway, squadmates are expected to come. so you must tell me if you are NOT going, because otherwise i'll just assume that you are (:

anyone who is not a squadmate but thinks hanging out with 17 weirdos can be fun you can come too! provided i know you, and you know where i live :D


i bet you know who i am :D

AWESOME SKIN RIGHT! anyone don't like, then go change again, the old codes are in gmail (: goodbye! goodbye! goodbye!