yoohoo daaaaarrling!
yes, that was how the BIG, BLUBBERY, BLUEBERRY-like person in my mansion called me.
of course, we live in a mansion. last time we tried living in a place smaller but it got crushed by her when she fell down by accident.
i find it scary whenever she talks to me, because she will be towering over me while i wimper in a corner. not that my mansion has much corners, its just that when she comes towards me she occupies all the space around me, thus forming corners! ain't that cool. and if you are wondering how is that possible, it is possible because the ratio of her to me is about 50:1. but what makes everything scarier is the fact that her height is much enhanced when she lies down.
but for some reason still unknown to mankind, she is only able to hear high-pitched voices! i guess that resulted in my real voice being so high and causing me to have to mask my real voice with this really deep voice that's not as nice. but they say deep voices are sexy, so i shall just speak with this fake voice for the time being.
"daaaarrling where are you?"
anon!
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